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There have been reports that bagels are roaming the city, destroying everything in their path. These muffins have no sense of morality, or peace. All they seek is jelly. A witness states that he saw the dreaded donuts attack a twinkie factory. The cow farm suffered massive casualties, and had to resign from the olymipics. "It's just heartbreaking", said lemon guy, president of the destroyed waterbed-manufacturing plant, "That these monstrous bearclaws have resorted to such violence, just for some cream cheese." This is RR, Random Reporter, Signing out.
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